Sunday, February 6, 2011

A Draconian Chat...

Submitted by Greg Durham

High above earth in outer space the craft arrives. The Draconian leader speaks to his number one. Humanity looks to be ready for us to enslave them. They will serve us now instead of themselves. Laughs out loud... Such ignorant fools they are number one. Yes your highness but how will we enslave them this time? While still a minimum threat to us they are much more technologically advanced this time more then they have ever been in the past.

His highness thinks a moment and replies. We don`t want them to fight us. Killing them all will only lead us to more labor and suffering for our own people. They believe in freedom but don`t know what the true definition means. They will fight and they would die for this word.

The solution is a simple one. We will let them know we are here, but barely show ourselves, we will also show our superiority to them to only instill fear. We will create some sort of monetary system to create the illusion of freedom but they will still do our bidding. This way they will not only do what we tell them, live where we tell them, act the way we tell them, obey every rule we make for them, they will work for us as slaves and then pay us in money to buy back this word they call freedom. They are an arrogant race. They will be happy with their achievement of... "freedom." Laughs out loud.

That is a perfect plan my master but it looks like someone already beat us to it. Fuckers!

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